A big list of penguin jokes! 94 of them, in fact! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! Penguin Jokes. Penguin. A penguin goes into a pub and says to the barman,have you seen my brother,the barman says what does look like? How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound. So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!".
Sir Nils Olaf, a penguin who lives at Edinburgh Zoo, is a sergeant in the Norwegian army and has a knighthood. What a cool penguin! We've got jokes so cool, you can't help but pen-grin! Penguin Jokes If you’re looking for a great collection of jokes about penguins, then you’ve found it! These funny penguin jokes sure can come in handy for parents, teachers and zoo keepers – and they are safe for children of all ages.
Clean, funny Penguin Jokes for kids such as 'Why don't you see penguins in Britain? '. Visit us for the funny punchline, and to submit your own kids jokes. All our jokes are edited, and suitable for . The penguin joke (my favorite joke) Long. One day a Cop pulls a van over and when he walks up to the window he sees ten penguins in the back. The cop asks the man "are those your penguins?" The man Says "yes, they are my pets." The cop replies to the man "You need to take them to the zoo right now.".